Best Beer Quotes Of All Time
Beer is the solution to every problem for every third person we meet.
Best beer quotes of all time. Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. Im an old-fashioned guy. I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch looking at a lake or something.
The cause of and the solution to all of lifes problems. Grab a can and see what it can. Oct 05 2020 These sayings are from Norm from the old hit sitcom Cheers.
One bottle down youll be able to make decisions in your life that you wouldnt dare otherwise. Aug 02 2020 Dave Barry Humorist and writer Dave Barry comes up with some of the best beer quotes of all time Without question the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. My playground is full of moonshine mason jars beer bottles and bonfires.
A woman drove me to drink and I didnt even have the decency to thank her. Have a beer can and be yourself. Oh I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza Thomas Pynchon Author Gravitys Rainbow.
Jun 06 2020 The Best Beer Quotes of All Time Babe Ruth. Oct 14 2016 Ah beer. There have been many memorable beer slogans from the past and present.
One beer for all your achievements. A fine beer may be judged with only one sip but its better to be thoroughly sure. Sep 06 2016 18.
Im sorry did I say. Role model There is an ancient Celtic axiom that says Good people drink good beer. We make premium liquids.
Here is a list of beer slogans. The taste of the good spirit. There is only one game at the heart of America and that is baseball and only one beverage to be found sloshing at the depths of our national soul and that is beer -Peter Richmond.
Every time is a beer time. All right brain I dont like you and you dont like me so lets just do this and Ill get back to killing you with beer. Let your emotions come out with a beer in your hand.
Feel the class in every drop. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. A can that can bring happiness.
If given the truth they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. Beer its the best damn drink in the world Jack Nicholson. Did you know the average American drinks about 20 gallons of beer each year.
Homer Simpson in The Simpsons. Too much of anything is bad but too much good whiskey is barely enough Mark Twain. Be sure to vote for your favorite.
-- Homer Simpson cartoon character. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
